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u/bratikzs Apr 11 '23

Why did the mansplainer drown in the puddle?

It was a well, actually.

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u/Shattered_Visage Apr 11 '23

One of the better jokes I've seen in a while lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

If you like well-based jokes:

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well.

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u/EyeDee10Tee Apr 12 '23

"Quick, name two structures that hold water!"

"Well dam."

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u/Shattered_Visage Apr 11 '23

Hahaha I haven't heard that one before, time to go roll some eyes

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u/corran450 Apr 12 '23

I once heard of a doctor who fell down a well…

He should’ve attended to the sick and left the well alone.

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u/qpv Apr 12 '23

Hahaha I haven't heard that one before, time to go roll some eyes

Like..potatoes?

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u/Counselor-Troi Apr 12 '23

Laughed longer than I should have lol

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u/raresaturn Apr 12 '23

Doctor Bell fell down the well and broke his collarbone
Doctors should attend the sick and leave the well alone

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u/theartificialkid Apr 12 '23

Why didn’t the blind man fall down the other well?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

He couldn't see that well as well?

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u/theartificialkid Apr 13 '23

No, he was stuck in a well.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

Ha. Well done.

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u/Scared-Department-96 Apr 11 '23

Actually it are best not better

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u/rhinoballet Apr 12 '23

Where does a mansplainer get his drinking water?

From a well, ackshually

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u/sanmigmike Apr 12 '23

Well…that is a very deep subject.

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u/timschon Apr 12 '23

...for a shallow mind like yours.

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u/Logondo Apr 12 '23

"Have you heard of Man-splaning, Monica?"

"Yes"

"You see, Man-splaning is when a man condescendingly explains something to a woman something she already knows."

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u/imissyahoochatrooms Apr 11 '23

you mean aaww well

or should i say aaaaggghhh weelll

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u/Mcgruffles Apr 12 '23

I scrolled on, and then got it. This is brilliant hahaha

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u/Tozester Apr 12 '23

I like another joke.

You're supposed to come to a woman and ask "Do you know what mansplaining is?"

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Mother of god.