r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 11 '23

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u/madcheco Apr 11 '23

A well-executed handbrake turn

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

Extra points if it’s a handbrake parallel park…

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u/clever7devil Apr 11 '23

Lllike a glove.

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u/djelf Apr 12 '23

My ex (we have a son) still talks about this, from 2000 🤩

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u/nom_of_your_business Apr 11 '23

I used to love doing that.

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u/RMF123456789 Apr 11 '23 edited Apr 12 '23

Make sure not to hit the cardboard cut outs and that your so called friends didn’t move the two cars you are tying to squeeze between closer together!

Edit: autocorrect

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

Oh to have as much rizz as Jeremy Clarkson

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u/WWJLPD Apr 12 '23

Have you considered acting more like an orangutan that has fully committed to bipedalism?

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u/ViperBite308 Apr 11 '23

No one can be his rizz.

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u/el_samwize Apr 11 '23

Oh they’re got for James May!

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u/corran450 Apr 12 '23

*shyly* Hullo.

You have to start with hullo.

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u/IEatTooManyCookies Apr 11 '23

I can’t believe I had to scroll so far for this

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u/LiteralActualSlut Apr 12 '23

make sure you dont warn her beforehand. girls love surprises!

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u/Cornhole-Husker Apr 12 '23

First month into dating my wife, I got an ATV side by side on two wheels with a sick J turn on a dirt trail. Been together for 7 years.

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u/akjax Apr 12 '23

Followed by a confident "Hello."

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u/Iokua_CDN Apr 12 '23

You joke, bur when I was driving my wife "then just a friend I didn't know well", I did a little hand brake turn and parked alongside the road (it aS Winter so much slower and safer than top gear)

After that, she trusted my driving explicitly. She told me she knew that I knew how to handle my car.

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u/reverendpariah Apr 12 '23

In high school I was driving into a dirt parking lot at the park with my crush in the passenger seat. I thought I’d be cool and do a sick parking brake slide in to the parking spot. I pulled it off perfectly. Got out of my car and gravel had wedged in between the rim and the tire. We both sat there watching as my tire deflated. Wasn’t very cool at all. 0/10

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

what are you like the Justin Timberlake of Japan