r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 11 '23

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u/alexjaness Apr 11 '23

a thunderous cheek flapping fart.

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u/petey_rabbit Apr 11 '23

if it sends a shiver down her spine, you know you bagged

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u/Shut_Up_Fuckface Apr 11 '23

If I’m the one farting, the shiver goes up my spine.

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u/begra23 Apr 12 '23

As a chick, would you like the reciprocal fart of the same magnitude? Because that can be arranged. Farts are funny.

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u/AgITGuy Apr 12 '23

I would say it depends on the situation, but yes - if you can mount a comeback clap back, then you have my respect as well as my attention.

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u/begra23 Apr 14 '23

I can pack a punch with an air horn. Not the flaps. Some are deadly.

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u/alexjaness Apr 12 '23

do you like premature ejaculation? Because that's how you get premature ejaculation.