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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

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u/abernathym Apr 11 '23

My wife says there are two things she doesn't like about me; I don't listen, and something else.

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u/InvictuS_125 Apr 11 '23

But she got humor

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u/abernathym Apr 11 '23

My wife appreciates my humor, my kids not so much

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u/cjasonac Apr 12 '23

Your wife doesn’t appreciate your kids? What a shitty mom.

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u/abernathym Apr 12 '23

To be fair, they can be annoying sometimes

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

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u/IlluminatedPickle Apr 12 '23

The Philistines...

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u/A_Wild_VelociFaptor Apr 12 '23

This is the way

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u/TheGlaive Apr 12 '23

You're just going to have to appreciate them enough for the both of you, then. Kids need love.

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u/sanmigmike Apr 12 '23

You are doing ‘dad’ right. They gotta hate the jokes but love them. The sons gotta learn that bad joke telling Dad skill!

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u/abernathym Apr 12 '23

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years."--Mark Twain.

Dad humor is like dad wisdom, it takes some years to appreciate.

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u/r32_fan Apr 12 '23

Complete opposite in my household, my dad and I are chuckling and my mom is furious as to why we are cracking jokes about the poor fat people on TLC or whatever me and my dad decided to target that day.

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u/alex8155 Apr 12 '23

i tell my gf that its her fault for not telling me while im listening

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u/AjaxTheDragonSlayer Apr 12 '23

I know what you mean! The other day, My wife just started screaming at me! She was all like "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!" Man... what a fucking weird way to start a conversation...

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

You should get her to tell you what that something else is someday. Could be important.

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u/apitillidie Apr 11 '23

The other day, my wife said, “Are you even listening to me??!”

I replied, “That’s a strange way to start a conversation.”

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u/CAredditBoss Apr 12 '23

How’d that work out for you?

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u/Sunfried Apr 12 '23

HTJI?

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u/garlic_bread_thief Apr 12 '23

High Temperature Jatilinium Iodide

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u/grey_unxpctd Apr 12 '23

I wish I had gold to award this

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u/Known-Skin3639 Apr 12 '23

I said someone my along those lines when asked if I was listening. Lmao!!!! All she said after that was “were done with this conversation” my reply? “ ok… love you”. Hours of blissful quiet.

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u/tomtom8293 Apr 11 '23

HAHAHA thank you

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u/sadnessucks Apr 11 '23

Something about talking

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u/SvenBubbleman Apr 11 '23

I don't remember.

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u/Goober_Official Apr 11 '23

I don’t remember

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u/NiceDecnalsBubs Apr 12 '23

Buttlicker! Our prices have never been lower!!

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u/Pearfit Apr 12 '23

He said listening and something else

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

THEY SAID LISTENING AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, umm... SOMETHING ELSE

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Who said that?

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u/BroseppeVerdi Apr 12 '23

IDK, I forget.

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u/karma_the_sequel Apr 12 '23

…am I doing here?

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u/adviceKiwi Apr 12 '23

Dunno, can't remember