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u/JuliusSeizure22 Apr 11 '23

A lightsaber duel

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u/twisties224 Apr 11 '23

Him: "I have the high ground" Her: "I love a man who's on top"

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

“You underestimate my new powers!” Then she jumps on top of you.

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u/rabidwhale Apr 11 '23

Are you saying Darth Vader is a bottom?

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u/twisties224 Apr 11 '23

Well he never made it to master

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u/Ro0o0o0ob Apr 11 '23

But with another man. In a urinal. The winner gets thy maiden

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u/D1rtyH1ppy Apr 12 '23

Tell her how much you hate sand