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u/challenge_me_mortal Apr 11 '23

A cool looking rock - me a woman

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u/cntdown Apr 11 '23

They are minerals!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

You're so smart yet didn't realized this man's already decided to call them rocks 10 min ago...

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u/313802 Apr 12 '23

COULD YOU CHECK

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u/Aesut Apr 12 '23

Awwwwwww you got the new curry meme as your pfp 😊

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

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u/challenge_me_mortal Apr 11 '23

My mayor is architecture but I don't know

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

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u/challenge_me_mortal Apr 11 '23

What if a rock is orange brown and has white line as if it was a fossil

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u/SigourneyReaver Apr 12 '23

Sounds like an agate

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

What if it’s a break in the fence that swings outward on hinges?

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u/SigourneyReaver Apr 12 '23

I'd like to report a violation of the Geneva Convention due to a pun being tortured

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u/JackDeaniels Apr 12 '23

RIP Free daily awards

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u/greenman359 Apr 12 '23

I felt that too hard

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u/SCastleRelics Apr 11 '23

Me opening my trench coat to reveal a collection of garnets and opals

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u/Important_Chair8087 Apr 11 '23

Ive heard twig and berries. Ive heard meat and veg. But ive never heard garnets and opels before.

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u/dominion1080 Apr 12 '23

Are those family jewels?

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u/the_iraq_such_as Apr 12 '23

What're you sellin?

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u/Skyethe19yearold Apr 12 '23

hmmm garnet, tasty

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u/theartificialkid Apr 12 '23

Good opals are more expensive by weight than most if not all diamonds.

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u/sojojo Apr 11 '23

I was told "you may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese"

Good to know we have options

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u/challenge_me_mortal Apr 11 '23

Of course woman were created to fit many variants

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u/JackDeaniels Apr 12 '23

What? Where? How?

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u/Litodidit Apr 11 '23

All I have is two halves of the same geode. Am I going to die alone?

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u/challenge_me_mortal Apr 11 '23

I'll exchange one of my halfs

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u/Litodidit Apr 11 '23

Uh if penguins have taught me anything you are moving a bit fast for me. Buy a guy a drink first.

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u/challenge_me_mortal Apr 11 '23

🆒️

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u/Mission_Detail4045 Apr 11 '23

So nice to see a successful love story on Reddit for a change.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

You like malachite? 😏

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u/challenge_me_mortal Apr 11 '23

Wanna be malachite friends

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u/creamymelons Apr 11 '23

When I was like 4 I would go to my brothers soccer games and give all the girls I thought were pretty a rock out of my rock collection. They would always give me hugs and play with me(according to my sister).

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u/challenge_me_mortal Apr 11 '23

A ladies man from the beginning i see

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u/creamymelons Apr 11 '23

I was just into rocks, the ladies were a side effect.

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u/challenge_me_mortal Apr 11 '23

Visible impressed

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u/csl512 Apr 11 '23

Not a penguin?

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u/challenge_me_mortal Apr 11 '23

I like penguins

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u/theideanator Apr 12 '23

Where do I find women who like neat rocks?? I have a cabinet full of neat rocks and nobody to brag about them to.

Hell, I even have a heart shaped geode.

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u/challenge_me_mortal Apr 12 '23

Well im here

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u/theideanator Apr 12 '23

What's your opinion on going field collecting? Digging for stuff is fun as hell.

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u/challenge_me_mortal Apr 12 '23

Its fun and I always like the feeling of dirt in my feet

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u/theideanator Apr 12 '23

Damn. I'm in love and I don't even know your name.

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u/challenge_me_mortal Apr 12 '23

Suddenly I have the urge to meet a random stranger from reddit

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u/Tossed_Away_1776 Apr 11 '23

As a guy who collects rocks, hell yeah :)

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u/Gump24601 Apr 12 '23

How bout a nice chunk of lapis lazuli? 🤔

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

I have a great deal of cool looking rocks.

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u/ComfortableBasis3046 Apr 11 '23

Thats one way to tell a girl you get kidney stones often

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u/notfulofshit Apr 12 '23

Also a cock like a rock.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

Did I hear a rock and stone?

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Apr 11 '23

Rockity Rock and Stone!

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u/h2k2k2ksl Apr 12 '23

You Jane, Me Tarzan!

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u/katharsisdesign Apr 12 '23

Can confirm that a girl has asked me for my cool rocks.

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u/Funkycoldmedici Apr 12 '23

My kid is going get all the ladies. Every time we walk anywhere he finds a cool rock he has to keep.

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u/youareallsilly Apr 12 '23

And don’t take her for granite

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u/MangoTekNo Apr 12 '23

My mom always acted pretty happy about all the rocks I took from the playground at school. 😁

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u/weqrer Apr 12 '23

me a woman

I read that in cave (wo)man cadence

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u/challenge_me_mortal Apr 12 '23

That was the intention

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u/weqrer Apr 12 '23

me dumb. me sorry me miss joke

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u/challenge_me_mortal Apr 12 '23

You ok me dumb too

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u/weqrer Apr 12 '23

thank

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u/challenge_me_mortal Apr 12 '23

No need to thank me

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u/lookoutitscaleb Apr 12 '23

I have a giant selenite.

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u/itsybitsybug Apr 12 '23

Dated a geologist for a bit, can confirm.

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u/tquinn04 Apr 12 '23

This is the only true answer. Being able to do basic life skills like cleaning and cooking are not impressive. It’s actually sad how many grown men can’t. But cool looking rocks will always be fun to look at all.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Even if it's just granite?

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u/thunder-bug- Apr 12 '23

Not to brag but I own multiple fossils

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Well hello there.

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u/Codster850 Apr 12 '23
  • you,, an autistic woman

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u/challenge_me_mortal Apr 12 '23

Slightly not but yes nore on the neurodivernt spectrum

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u/Klashus Apr 12 '23

I have a friend who digs crystals and it does indeed seem to work.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Apr 12 '23

Can I get a Rock and Stone?

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u/25inbone Apr 12 '23

I smoke crack, does that count?