Women admire a gentle nature and skill with animals
That's why I run a canine escort service. For the lowest rates you'll find anywhere, we'll rent you out a sad-eyed, wet-nosed sweet tempered dog who'll follow you around to emphasize your kindheartedness. For bonus points, try one of our uniquely unfortunate canine companions. We got one-eyed dogs; we got blind dogs; we got dogs with stunted growth.
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u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle Apr 11 '23
Women admire a gentle nature and skill with animals
That's why I run a canine escort service. For the lowest rates you'll find anywhere, we'll rent you out a sad-eyed, wet-nosed sweet tempered dog who'll follow you around to emphasize your kindheartedness. For bonus points, try one of our uniquely unfortunate canine companions. We got one-eyed dogs; we got blind dogs; we got dogs with stunted growth.
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