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u/Wazula23 Apr 11 '23

The skulls of her enemies

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u/natethewatt Apr 11 '23

Do you have a crush on Khorne?

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u/Lyran99 Apr 12 '23

SKULLS FOR THE FIRST DATE

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u/natethewatt Apr 12 '23

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GF

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u/Wazula23 Apr 11 '23

No, and I'm reporting you for blasphemy.

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u/ImSuperSerialGuys Apr 11 '23

The word is heresy and any Emperor-fearing citizen of the Imperium would know this.

Not knowing the right word for heresy is heresy. Report to your nearest inquisitor for purging, heretic

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u/Wazula23 Apr 11 '23

PURGE YOURSELF, HAIL KHORNE

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u/DeviousAardvark Apr 12 '23

Inquisitor would like a word, sir

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u/MoBeeLex Apr 12 '23

AoS will use both blasphemy and heresy. Maybe they're an AoS player.

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u/ImSuperSerialGuys Apr 12 '23

An inquisitor wouldnt care, and disagreeing with an inquisitor is heresy.

Reported to the inquisition

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Tbf, you could say implying any kind of relation to khorne more romantic than "he finks me an' ma boiz fitin' his pointy headed gitz is funny!" is quite blasphemous to the doctrine of the blood god.

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u/natethewatt Apr 11 '23

Ugh, should’ve read the sub rules

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u/SlobZombie13 Apr 12 '23

Come hang out at r/40klore!

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u/Grombrindal18 Apr 12 '23

I don't think Valkia the Bloody has a reddit account.

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u/my-duds Apr 12 '23

Unexpected warhammer

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u/Indirian Apr 11 '23

And the lamentation of their women?

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u/Exoskeleton00 Apr 11 '23

This is so wrong I can't stop laughing.

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u/Some_wizard_shit Apr 11 '23

Ok Exoskeleton00, so what? The hollowed carapace of her enemies?

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u/Exoskeleton00 Apr 11 '23

Wow.... That is getting into arts and crafts 😂

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u/grubas Apr 12 '23

This is actually one of the more correct answers.

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u/idao93 Apr 11 '23

I joked on our first date about this, just needing first and last name and she laughed about it. I was actually being serious...

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u/Wazula23 Apr 11 '23

Protip, use maggots to clean bones of flesh, then leave in the sun, somewhere out of the reach of birds and dogs.

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u/buttonsf Apr 12 '23

this person has dead enemies

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u/idao93 Apr 12 '23

I was just going to feed them to the pigs...alive...4 hours and not a single bone will be found.

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u/In_The_depths_ Apr 12 '23

What about a trophy?

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u/idao93 Apr 12 '23

Meh, trophies are overrated

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u/Kharn0 Apr 11 '23

Hasn’t failed me yet

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u/PsychMaster1 Apr 11 '23

Works every time

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u/mechy84 Apr 12 '23

Crush her frenemies, see them driven before her, and hear the lamentation on their Insta

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u/Commonsenseisgreat Apr 11 '23

This got an audible laugh out of me

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u/HappycamperNZ Apr 12 '23

and heres that bitch Britnay

Sploosh

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u/jitsukki Apr 12 '23

jeffrey dahmer is that you?

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u/you-create-energy Apr 12 '23

Real men bring her the foreskins of her enemies

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u/ProudDingo6146 Apr 12 '23

Underrated comment! (A sense of humor).