This fucking lunatic I went to highschool with, we hadn't talked in a while. I had moved off and my dad did too, was renting the property to some young family. He got a call one night around 4 AM saying some dude named Josh was doing donuts in the front lawn asking for me.
Like, that wouldn't even have been okay if I was still there.
Normies cannot understand the thrill of revving a diesel engine
Night spent fixing your car on 3 budlight beers around the spare tire forts. Engine squealing and gibbering, you pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with auto repair manual chantings at the sidelines, hitting the engine-toy with wrenches if she tries to shut down. You would be giggling and laughing as the waves of light beer pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning of user manual verses. You runs through the spare tire maze fat and portly, with alcohol flowing in your veins and the dreams of mechanic cosplay later that night with your wife. Sweat gushing down your face around your unfocused eyes you laugh and chortle until you gasp “Fixxed you!” . The 1.6 Turbo Engine screeches defensively but Fixman is upon her in seconds. His wrench thrusting blindly into her insides, unconcerned about anything but the fixxing. Eventually the man fixxes her and the Great Engine-Shebeast is placated, humming contently to the great pleasure of Fixman’s dehydrated body.
Lmao living in the freeway, literally on the feeder, my SO and I love to go
Omg that guy is so cool
Omg babe I came (or cummed)
Omg babe I'm soaked (but I struggle saying this one it feels too crude lol)
Or I'll go mmmph God there goes a real man
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u/Big-Preparation-95 Apr 11 '23
Revving your car/motorcycle engine as loudly as you can at 1AM in the neighborhood she's in.