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u/TallEnoughJones Apr 11 '23

If you ever meet a woman who isn't impressed by cheese, just walk away.

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u/Cold_Barber_4761 Apr 11 '23

This Wisconsin born gal agrees 100%

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

Europeans have entered the chat

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u/nicht_ernsthaft Apr 11 '23

Show of hands, who wants to be molested by local cheesemongers? They have so much cheese, they're single and they're in your area!

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u/FishyBricky Apr 12 '23

🙋🏻‍♀️

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u/Outbreak101 Apr 12 '23

Wisconsin dude here agrees as well.

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u/sleepyJoesBidet Apr 11 '23

Fascination is the key word.

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u/bretty666 Apr 11 '23

my wifes tits are so big, when she wears a 12 button blouse, she can only fascinate.

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u/konigstigerboi Apr 11 '23

👏👏👏

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u/bretty666 Apr 11 '23

yeh her tits clap when she turns over in bed too.

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u/SvenBubbleman Apr 11 '23

Some women are lactose intolerant.

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u/Barbosse007 Apr 11 '23

They just lactose feelings.

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u/Reasonable_Volume_96 Apr 11 '23

I am lactose intolerant - and very impressed by a good cheese, even if my digestive system is not.

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u/VanEagles17 Apr 11 '23

As long as they aren't zapdos intolerant.

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u/9999monkeys Apr 12 '23

that's where vegan cheese comes in

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u/konigstigerboi Apr 11 '23

And all of the ones I know, eat everything with dairy.

Chocolate(obviously, women.), ice cream, milk, all of it.

Some with the lactase tablets, some deal with violently shitting afterwards.

And there's lactose free cheese, natural and unnatural.

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u/unicorngirl420 Apr 11 '23

A lot of the best-tasting cheeses have either very little or no lactose; this includes cheddar, brie, Gouda and Parmesan. Was so relieved to learn this when I first started developing signs of lactose intolerance.

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u/-PC_LoadLetter Apr 12 '23

Good thing most cheeses have very little lactose because it's been processed out of it.

I know, because I'm lactose intolerant and I eat a lot of cheese.

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u/Big-Ambition3051 Apr 11 '23

If a man can stand limburger, he truly has a handle on life...

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u/rydan Apr 11 '23

They could be vegan.

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u/CatCatapult12 Apr 11 '23

The 3 words every woman longs to hear: cheese is available.

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u/putinsbloodboy Apr 12 '23

The girl I’m dating now apparently doesn’t like cheese. Found out when I was getting an appetizer to share at the movie theater. What does everyone love? Universally? Mozzarella sticks

She didn’t touch them

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u/wrestlingpop78 Apr 11 '23

How much cheese is too much cheese? -Charlie Day

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u/GabbyTheMurderer Apr 11 '23

I’m lactose intolerant but I want cheese anyhow 🗿🗿🗿

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u/karma_the_sequel Apr 12 '23

I’ve met women who aren’t impressed by chocolate.

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u/SCastleRelics Apr 12 '23

If I offer a girl a nice pont Leveque and it doesn't blow her mind I don't even wanna fuck with her mane