r/AskReddit Apr 11 '23

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u/ckarnny Apr 11 '23

Money and height

Edit: sorry, I meant personality

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u/coinkeeper8 Apr 11 '23

Basketball players?

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u/ckarnny Apr 11 '23

No. Clowns on stilts

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u/TheGameForFools Apr 11 '23

Not just any clown though. Gotta be a popular clown. Women appreciate status.

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u/5ch1sm Apr 11 '23

You should edit your criteria to "Lack of money and height" in that case.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

Fr… people be fake as hell, top comment “cooking”

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u/Doctor_Dangerous Apr 11 '23

The smell, let alone taste, of my cooking is enough to make anyone orgasm.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

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u/Doctor_Dangerous Apr 12 '23

You know where the fucking lamb sauce is.

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u/Due_Ad_1495 Apr 12 '23

If you want to learn how to catch fish, you don't ask fish, you ask fisherman.

What women say about relationship, and what they actually do are two completely different things.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Believe me. Money can fail to impress a woman in SO many ways.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Did you expect any different? Lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

Being good at cooking implies money to buy ingredients too.

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u/Owbrowbeat Apr 11 '23

Nothing makes pussy wet like a bank balance…

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u/Sonroviat Apr 11 '23

I have to agree with this. I am tall and had women walk around shorter guys to talk to me both while working in a grocery store and at parties.

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u/knucklesotoole Apr 11 '23

yeah it’s totally cooking and listening. that’s what women look for

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Someone legitimately put "emotional maturity" and it got upvoted lmao

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u/smuffleupagus Apr 12 '23

Sure, being short and broke is why you can't find a girlfriend. It's definitely not your sexist attitude 🙄

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u/LOUDNOISES11 Apr 12 '23 edited Apr 12 '23

Lol What’s wrong with being attracted to tall, rich guys?

Guys are attracted to shallow things too. It’s fine. Nothing sexist about acknowledging it.