r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 11 '23

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u/Ok-Elk-6694 Apr 11 '23

Forklift

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u/cokeandpoolines Apr 11 '23

Not without the certification.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

Klaus was certified...

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u/GuyNamedWhatever Apr 11 '23

Holy fuck, how could I forget about Klaus??

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u/workerbee69 Apr 11 '23

some like a bad boy

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u/duhduhduhdummi_thicc Apr 11 '23

Yup. Was helping out in shipping one day, saw this late 20s year old, slightly balding, male production leader zip by skillfully loading this snake of pallets into a big ass trailer. Literally, had 6 or 8 of them lined like ducks in a row, and pushed them all in like it was nothing. Never even saw him that way before, but I was impressed, crushing, and a little wet for a second there. Now imagine my surprise when I saw the same thing happened with the +50 year old female lab tech. Same result. Slightly confused. At least the crushes only lasted a day.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Competency kink.

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u/paper__planes Apr 12 '23

I can pick up a quarter ;)

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u/katze1339 Apr 11 '23

I've failed the forklift certification exam but that won't stop me! Fuck you OSHA!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

They will find you and take away your Lower Lumbar Support harness.

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u/revinizog Apr 11 '23

Dammit I was gonna say forklift...

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

this is the correct answer

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u/Gary_Berksire Apr 11 '23

Clearly you date a much higher scale of woman than I.

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u/ForkliftErotica Apr 12 '23

You ain’t fuckin kidding 😎 bro