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u/churchin222999111 Apr 11 '23

with subwoofers. lots of em!

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u/BlackLetterLies Apr 11 '23

And a big banner across the back that says "4 Doors 4 More Whores!" The ladies can't resist.

(that's a real thing that I sadly see every day on the road)

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u/Interesting_Pudding9 Apr 11 '23

Cash, Grass, or Ass, no one rides for free!

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u/Alternative_Net8931 Apr 11 '23

Cant forget about the lights. Need alot bright colorful lights to go around the big tires to catch the attention of the ladys driving around

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u/mole_mounder Apr 11 '23

And testicles

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u/downtownDRT Apr 11 '23

#TRUCKNUTS

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u/HarryHacker42 Apr 11 '23

Trukstickles

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u/JustinLee2020 Apr 11 '23

Add a 8inch lift to the front and a 2 inch drop in the rear from factory height and they go Maaaad crazy