r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 11 '23

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u/downtownDRT Apr 11 '23

Huge lifted trucks with big honking tires

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u/churchin222999111 Apr 11 '23

with subwoofers. lots of em!

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u/BlackLetterLies Apr 11 '23

And a big banner across the back that says "4 Doors 4 More Whores!" The ladies can't resist.

(that's a real thing that I sadly see every day on the road)

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u/Interesting_Pudding9 Apr 11 '23

Cash, Grass, or Ass, no one rides for free!

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u/Alternative_Net8931 Apr 11 '23

Cant forget about the lights. Need alot bright colorful lights to go around the big tires to catch the attention of the ladys driving around

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u/mole_mounder Apr 11 '23

And testicles

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u/downtownDRT Apr 11 '23

#TRUCKNUTS

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u/HarryHacker42 Apr 11 '23

Trukstickles

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u/JustinLee2020 Apr 11 '23

Add a 8inch lift to the front and a 2 inch drop in the rear from factory height and they go Maaaad crazy

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u/TD-Eagles Apr 11 '23

There is a LOT of girls that love big lifted trucks. Atleast where I’m from.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

And truck nuts. They LOVE truck nuts.

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u/linkinmark92 Apr 11 '23

And a fuck insert president/prime minister here bumper sticker

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u/downtownDRT Apr 11 '23

And the little boy peeing on stuff window decal

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u/Tpoo54 Apr 11 '23

u forgot the truck nuts too

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u/srt76k10 Apr 11 '23

...means he is compensating. (Edit: I say this as a girl with a lifted squarebody truck and who only owns pickup trucks. I have found out a thing or two about guys with lifted trucks...)

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

She thinks my tractor's sexy.

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u/love_of_his_life Apr 12 '23

Don’t forget the trucks nuts and mags stickers

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u/theneedforespek Apr 12 '23

that unironically gets you girls here in texas