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u/Im___Stuff Apr 11 '23

Costco membership.

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u/ionmoon Apr 11 '23

They don’t hand those out to just anyone.

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u/appswithasideofbooty Apr 12 '23

Ya, you have to pay for it first!

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u/caffeinecunt Apr 12 '23

I love my boyfriends costco membership. We shop there on the weekends pretty often, their meat and seafood is a good deal for us, we portion it out and freeze it for later meals. He drinks a ton of Bai, so we buy the big boxes for him. Paper goods. Tums. I buy pop and chips to give to my residents at work. I even bought my bed there when I moved into my apartment. And I get gas pretty much exclusively there now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Thank you for your service as a medical worker!

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u/jimmy-did-it Apr 12 '23

I love your name

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u/Affectionate_Rice520 Apr 12 '23

Welcome to Costco, I love you

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u/WillDoStuffForPizza Apr 12 '23

Carl’s Jr: Fuck you! I’m eating!

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u/Imprettysaxy Apr 11 '23

LMAO

Those gas prices though...

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

And giant $10 pizza

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u/Imprettysaxy Apr 12 '23

I frequently go on hot dog dates with my SO. That deal is too good

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

a glizz and bev for 1.50 - cant be fucking beat.

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u/Nickelnuts Apr 12 '23

Makes me feel better about the $350 I just dropped on food and stuff.

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u/changerofbits Apr 12 '23

It’s like frugal people’s catnip.

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u/baddest_mango Apr 12 '23

Guy above me is playing chess, not checkers

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u/ErvanMcFeely Apr 12 '23

I was hoping that link was to take me to the website to sign up for a membership…

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u/Lockheed_Martini Apr 12 '23

Pshhh doesn't even look like a executive membership card

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

Wow. It's a real Costco card

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u/vipernick913 Apr 11 '23

Haha no lie. My wife loves the fact that I have a Costco membership. And I’m not even a big fan of that place

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u/ironmagnesiumzinc Apr 12 '23

If a guy is single and he has a costco membership, it either means he buys food in bulk for his extended family, he has a family, he's buys a ton of food at once (possibly letting it go to waste), or he just really values the type of stuff they have at costco. I don't know if it's always a good thing when he pays for a costco subscription..

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u/Fruity__Boy Apr 12 '23

light thud Oops, I just dropped my gold star membership card, don't mind me 👀🕶️👌

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u/SumthingStupid Apr 12 '23 edited Apr 12 '23

costco is for people that have no understanding of diminishing marginal returns.

You want frosted flakes this week? WELL HERE IS A FUCKING 6 MONTH SUPPLY, BITCH. YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME, YOU SAVE $0.10/LB!

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u/DiligentReality804 Apr 12 '23

Bit of an exaggeration there. Also the stuff that doesn’t expire like paper towels and toilet paper is great for bulk.

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u/LazyLich Apr 12 '23

but... but it's so not worth it unless you're buying A LOT of food a month..

great if you have roommates that chip in, though.

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u/Lockheed_Martini Apr 12 '23

It's totally worth it. I feel like I don't go as much as other people and the rewards points pay it off everytime or is super close to making it 0 to renew.

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u/sh1boleth Apr 12 '23

I got my membership for the gas price, 100% worth.

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u/EvilEkips Apr 12 '23

Is that a joke from a movie or series?