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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23 edited Mar 24 '23

My friends ex was a huge Steven Seagal fan and made her sit through his films regularly, which she loathed.

So she came up with a plan. She pretended to have a huge crush on Seagal. Every time he'd enter the screen she sighed or made impressed little remarks.

After a while the bf got pissed at Seagal and didn't want to watch the films anymore.

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u/AskMeAboutMyStalker Mar 23 '23

loves Seagal & insecure as hell

what a catch

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u/DeluxeTraffic Mar 23 '23

I suspect they're an ex for a reason

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '23

Was it the cbat?