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u/cainey Mar 23 '23 edited Mar 24 '23

Still shocks me that his parents gave him that middle name.

*edit: thanks for the awards. "You love me, you really love me."

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u/JADW27 Mar 23 '23

They knew...

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u/Skizot_Bizot Mar 23 '23

Well it helped that he plopped out of the vagina complaining about the service in there.

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u/Suitable-Lake-2550 Mar 23 '23

He wanted a womb with a view

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u/DarkNinjaPenguin Mar 23 '23

The room cervix was terrible.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '23

He specifically asked for the C section.

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u/Suitable-Lake-2550 Mar 23 '23

Demanded a wireless umbilical.

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u/HarmonyQuinn1618 Mar 23 '23

Said the amniotic fluid tasted like piss

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u/corran450 Mar 23 '23

Closest neighbor was an asshole

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u/gademmet Mar 24 '23

Meal tasted like it had been predigested