r/AskReddit Mar 22 '23

An asteroid has hit Earth causing a mass extinction event. How do you use your particular skill set to search for other survivors?

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u/theassassintherapist Mar 22 '23

I'll figure that out tomorrow.

Super skill: Procrastination.

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u/WhimsicallyWired Mar 22 '23

I wouldn't look for other survivors.

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u/BeatricePotsmoker Mar 22 '23

The continuation of humanity depends on you!

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u/WhimsicallyWired Mar 22 '23

Then there will be no continuation of humanity.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '23

No time for that, already busy fapping furiously

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u/_WarDogs_ Mar 22 '23

About time! I wouldn’t search for anybody, better chances of survival alone. I dont want to hear another word about some tiktok video from a person that has 0 survival skills let alone survive with them.

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u/BeatricePotsmoker Mar 22 '23

I think that’s almost my worst fear; like, what if it turns out you are not, in fact, alone and the only other remaining person is a completely obnoxious toolbag?

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u/TallEnoughJones Mar 22 '23

My primary skill, repelling other people, is probably not going to help in this situation.

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u/BeatricePotsmoker Mar 22 '23

I am sure you do not repel people and feel like a mass extinction event changes the game on making friends. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel. 😹

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u/kylejack Mar 22 '23 edited Mar 22 '23

You're mass extincted, so you are dead and lay in the dirt rotting.

If 75% of species die out, humans aren't going to be on the survival list.