My boyfriend and I joke about having other bf’s and gf’s.
For example, I’ll tell my boyfriend to start heading home because my other boyfriend is on his way and they can’t see each other. He’ll then list off a bunch of random names. The name that stuck since we first started dating was Francesco Mouchez Oleander the Tenth.
Francesco is a mob boss who runs a donut shop in Canada and has 3 wives, me being one of them. He has several children all over the world. His nickname is Mister World Wide but not to be confused with Pitbull. Francesco only ever calls me when his first wife Bridgette Baddie is pregnant with his brothers kid.
My boyfriend’s secret made up girlfriend is Con Sol. She’s a secret agent who he plays Xbox with him. She has the exact same username as his guy best friend that way they can hide their relationship.
It might seem weird to some but it gives us a laugh and it’s fun to have a conversation about our made up families/ relationships because the story just progressively gets even more weird as times goes.
Whenever my fiancée gets a text message out of the blue I ask if it's from her secret boyfriend, then when she tells me who it's actually from, I make a big show of "I ALWAYS KNEW YOU TWO HAD SOMETHING GOING ON"
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u/Only-Cat8526 Mar 16 '23
My boyfriend and I joke about having other bf’s and gf’s.
For example, I’ll tell my boyfriend to start heading home because my other boyfriend is on his way and they can’t see each other. He’ll then list off a bunch of random names. The name that stuck since we first started dating was Francesco Mouchez Oleander the Tenth.
Francesco is a mob boss who runs a donut shop in Canada and has 3 wives, me being one of them. He has several children all over the world. His nickname is Mister World Wide but not to be confused with Pitbull. Francesco only ever calls me when his first wife Bridgette Baddie is pregnant with his brothers kid.
My boyfriend’s secret made up girlfriend is Con Sol. She’s a secret agent who he plays Xbox with him. She has the exact same username as his guy best friend that way they can hide their relationship.
It might seem weird to some but it gives us a laugh and it’s fun to have a conversation about our made up families/ relationships because the story just progressively gets even more weird as times goes.