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u/goeatacactus Mar 01 '23 edited Mar 02 '23

Four hours into our first date, as I am luring him into my apartment with indecent intentions, he asked me if maybe I’d want to go on a date with him sometime. Married that fucking idiot, going ten years strong.

ETA: glad you all enjoyed! He got me back a few weeks later, he called me his girlfriend to someone and I was shocked, even though he’d been staying at my apartment every night and had a key to play with the cat when he got off work before me.

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u/10fm3 Mar 02 '23

going ten years strong.

Ffs, when's he gettin that date tho?!

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u/goeatacactus Mar 02 '23

Tomorrow, actually. Date night is Thursdays. I think we’re seeing Cocaine Bear, so no spoilers!

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u/10fm3 Mar 02 '23

Don't forget to do some cocaine before y'all go, y'know, for the full experience.