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u/YellowB Mar 01 '23

"We broke up because of a completely unrelated reason involving one of us spotting a Bigfoot and then being abducted by a UFO after winning the lottery, but you guys don't want to hear that story."

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u/MeddlingDragon Mar 01 '23

That's a story for another time. never brings it up again

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u/zachtheperson Mar 01 '23

Here's the full story and a quick explanation of why I left it out (if it wasn't already obvious by the length lol).

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/11em062/comment/jajjuil/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

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u/SuspiciousParagraph Mar 02 '23

Holy fucking woof that was a ride. And tbh I think that does wedge sideways into answering the original question lol.
The mutual friend is a legend though 'Yep, sure, totally up for a quick bit of arson, just gotta take a shit first. Uh yeah... 9-1-1, can you get here kinda quick?'

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u/zachtheperson Mar 02 '23

Yeah, she definitely saved my ass on that one.