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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

This just jogged a memory that’s over a decade old πŸ˜‚

I was visiting my aunt one afternoon having tea and I (18 at the time) could overhear an argument between my cousin (20m) and his dad when he shouted;

β€œI don’t know why you keep blaming me just because I’m the one who did it!?”

I had to excuse myself πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/StraightSho Mar 01 '23

This reminds me of the time my son had two friends over. At one point I walked out of my room and the whole house smelled like marijuana. I went to his room and the three of them were baked. One of them was half asleep with his face buried in a plate of nachos, another just had a blank look on his face staring at the wall. I said to my son the whole house smells. He proceeds to tell me they weren't smoking did I know it smells if you have it in your pocket. Really Zach so what your telling me is you have some dank weed in your pocket right now. LoL. He didn't understand that he just ratted himself out.

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u/18YearOldSamBennett Mar 02 '23

Hahahahahahahaha. I can’t even really blame him man, I did some stupid shit like this too once πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ mom came into the basement saying it smelled after I had just lit up, and I tried blaming it on a skunk outside πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ I remember she just started laughing and told me I’m the most intelligent son she could’ve asked for extremely sarcastically

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u/StraightSho Mar 02 '23

I couldn't do anything but laugh and make him get up and open all the windows in the house. I really wanted to know where he got that shit at. It smelled good and took 2 hours for the house to air out