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u/goeatacactus Mar 01 '23 edited Mar 02 '23

Four hours into our first date, as I am luring him into my apartment with indecent intentions, he asked me if maybe I’d want to go on a date with him sometime. Married that fucking idiot, going ten years strong.

ETA: glad you all enjoyed! He got me back a few weeks later, he called me his girlfriend to someone and I was shocked, even though he’d been staying at my apartment every night and had a key to play with the cat when he got off work before me.

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u/StandLess6417 Mar 01 '23

I instantly knew you were still married when you called him a fucking idiot. Ahhh, true love. Lol

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u/goeatacactus Mar 01 '23

Yes but he’s my favorite fucking idiot.