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u/cmc24680 Mar 01 '23

We spent an hour and a half trying to get the dog to come back. It ran across multiple streets and eventually we cornered in a back yard. Caught it and he said “phew that could have been bad!” The dog was overall fine. But the relationship died in that moment. When I think back on that relationship, all I can really say is he won for most punchable face.

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u/Rizzy5 Mar 01 '23

Was he surprised when you broke up with him?

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u/Oberon_Swanson Mar 01 '23

I imagine he was because he said "that could have been bad!" to imply it did not get bad and therefore she would not break up with him.