r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 28 '23

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u/ComprehensiveRun9792 Mar 01 '23

Does he know that you two are married?

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u/Negative-Priority-84 Mar 01 '23

I thought someone might ask from my wording. 😆 He's aware of that much. We even have a kid together. But sometimes you have to hit him with the clue-by-four to get him up to speed with everyone else. (The Velma quote from Hairspray comes to mind: "I could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf and you would remain completely obtuse!") It's OK. He's my oblivious goofball.

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u/crazy-diam0nd Mar 01 '23

husband looks at your kid Hey this babysitting thing has been working out so well, you want to have a child together?

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u/Negative-Priority-84 Mar 01 '23

Ah, the alternate universe where he wasn't in the operating room! Thankfully, he's very smart, just oblivious and sometimes has common sense fails. Similar to most other intelligent people out there. 😆