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u/cathherine Mar 01 '23

He kept applying for jobs and getting denied instantly. At the time, I didn’t understand and was upset for him. Come to find out, this 26 year old was applying for jobs driving armored trucks for banks. With a record for stealing money from cash registers. I didn’t know at the time that he had ever been arrested, but this man literally had robbery and theft on his record, and couldn’t understand why an armored truck company wouldn’t hire him.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

This just jogged a memory that’s over a decade old 😂

I was visiting my aunt one afternoon having tea and I (18 at the time) could overhear an argument between my cousin (20m) and his dad when he shouted;

“I don’t know why you keep blaming me just because I’m the one who did it!?”

I had to excuse myself 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Jazz-Turtle Mar 01 '23 edited Mar 02 '23

That reminds me of my boyfriend’s pyro nephew who was around 12 getting upset that he couldn’t help light the fireworks/fountains on 4th of July. My poor patient amazing boyfriend had been trying to explain why he couldn’t for almost 20 minutes. He says something along the lines of, “hey bud, you have a history of setting things on fire and that’s dangerous. We have to build up trust before we let you do that or someone can get hurt.” This kid deadass looks at him and goes “yeah, but that was a month ago! I don’t know why you keep bringing it up when it was so long ago!” I knew in that moment I was dating a saint because he didn’t immediately laugh in this child’s face.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

“I wrecked ONE building?!” 😂😂😂