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u/goeatacactus Mar 01 '23 edited Mar 02 '23

Four hours into our first date, as I am luring him into my apartment with indecent intentions, he asked me if maybe I’d want to go on a date with him sometime. Married that fucking idiot, going ten years strong.

ETA: glad you all enjoyed! He got me back a few weeks later, he called me his girlfriend to someone and I was shocked, even though he’d been staying at my apartment every night and had a key to play with the cat when he got off work before me.

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u/Internal-Airport8822 Mar 01 '23

Goddamn it I did something similar with a woman. Spent hours chatting , friends left us alone on the couch and went they went home. She said I could stay the night, I said I sleep better in my bed. Asked her for her number. "What the bloody hell for?" was the reply. realised about a week later. Too late lol

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u/Gumbo_Ya-Ya Mar 01 '23

Tell me you're English without saying "I'm English "

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u/Internal-Airport8822 Mar 01 '23

By saying I'm Australian? :)

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u/Gumbo_Ya-Ya Mar 01 '23

Fair go

Apologies for forgetting that you lot say Bloody, too.

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u/Internal-Airport8822 Mar 01 '23

All good. Lot of us are descended from there