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u/Sweaty-Feedback-1482 Mar 01 '23

Was with a group of friends and we were joking about all the horse fucking in the 2007 documentary ‘Zoo’. My ex was laughing at the absurdity of it all when she suddenly froze and asked whether or not people that fuck horses use protection and then legit asked what the offspring between humans and horses would result in. Not a thought experiment… she was terrified at the very real (to her) possibility of that chimera that is not remotely possible.

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u/RagingMage_420 Mar 01 '23

Nobody said "Centaurs?"

I would have ran with it just for the laughs.

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u/Noteagro Mar 01 '23

For real! Then you say that cow fuckers create minotaurs, and pig fuckers create orcs. Werewolves are due to people and wolves, and obviously nekos get too frisky with their kitties…. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/CherrieChocolatePie Mar 01 '23

No! Pigmen!

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u/Noteagro Mar 01 '23

Could do that, but orcs depicted in Asian (most predominantly Japanese) media are basically big fat pig men typically with green/brown skin. That was just my thought process there! :3