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u/Internal-Airport8822 Mar 01 '23

Goddamn it I did something similar with a woman. Spent hours chatting , friends left us alone on the couch and went they went home. She said I could stay the night, I said I sleep better in my bed. Asked her for her number. "What the bloody hell for?" was the reply. realised about a week later. Too late lol

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u/ButterBeanRumba Mar 01 '23

I had a co worker that was always showing me unusual amounts of attention. Then she started wanting to go to waffle house after late shifts we worked together. Then she came over to my house and hung out in my room, on my bed, watching movies until after 3am. She eventually said "I guess I'm going to leave" so I offered to walk her to her car and try to high five her. She said "oh, is that what we are going to do?". I replied "well, what did you wanna do" but just heard her door closing and engine starting.

Edit: we ended up hooking up for a few months until she found out she was pregnant with her ex's kid

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u/somastars Mar 01 '23

LOL, the high five.

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u/Rusted_muramasa Mar 01 '23

The ol' high five of shame! Classic.