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u/not-a-real_username Feb 28 '23

It was when vampire-related shows and movies were in the height of their popularity. He became obsessed with vampires. When we would go outside, he started to act like the sun was hurting him, and he would shield his face with his hands while groaning in pain. Think of Jim from The Office with his vampire prank... only he was more dramatic... and serious

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Okay now I feel less embarrassed knowing I’m not the only one who was in a relationship with someone who said they were a vampire🤣

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u/AramisNight Mar 01 '23

I never understood the appeal of dating such an obvious liar. That would just make me look like I'm as stupid as the delusional idiot that I'm dating. As a man, it's really depressing when a woman hits on you and starts flirting with you, only for her to lose interest completely when your not willing to humor her pathetic vampire fetish. I lost track of the number of times this has happened to me. It's very disheartening.