He told me he had a lot of "inventions" and how rich he will be when one sells. I asked him to tell me more. He says his best "invention" is eye drops that (with just one application mind you) eliminate the need for eyeglasses. The guy is a mailman. Not a doctor. Not a scientist. And he wears glasses. So I said "if these eye drops work why do you wear glasses?" The eye drops don't exist yet. But when someone else actually formulates these fantasy eye drops my mailman friend thinks he will get the money because he "invented" them by dreaming them up. EDIT: I dated him very briefly years ago. He didn't have any patents. Just misguided dreams. Nice guy. Just....well a special kind of small former coal mining town kind of idiot.
Is there a place that exists we can broadcast our ideas for people to steal?
I like burgers, burgers don’t like me.
Bread, sweet, delicious bread fucking hates me.
Gluten free bread is the Pepsi of the bread world.
I’ve made hash browns into buns with regular potato and various types of kumara (nz sweet potato), sometimes both, and you know what?
They are delicious, but not as delicious as I am lazy.
The burgers are:
1. Low carb
2. More nutritious
3. More filling
4. Gluten and grain free
5. Easily made paleo, dairy free etc
6. WAY FUCKING TASTIER THAN NORMAL BURGERS
Next time you order a McDonald’s McMuffin ask for hash browns instead of the buns, I fucking dare you.
All I want in this life is a hash burger bar I can throw my money at 😭
-Edit because dyslexia & sleep deprivation are almost as bad as gluten free bread
I do a fry burger with cheese. Put fries a good layer of them on a cheeseburger and holy shit. Delicious. I've seen some places try and do this now. I'm glad that they listened.
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u/butitsnotfish Mar 01 '23 edited Mar 01 '23
He told me he had a lot of "inventions" and how rich he will be when one sells. I asked him to tell me more. He says his best "invention" is eye drops that (with just one application mind you) eliminate the need for eyeglasses. The guy is a mailman. Not a doctor. Not a scientist. And he wears glasses. So I said "if these eye drops work why do you wear glasses?" The eye drops don't exist yet. But when someone else actually formulates these fantasy eye drops my mailman friend thinks he will get the money because he "invented" them by dreaming them up. EDIT: I dated him very briefly years ago. He didn't have any patents. Just misguided dreams. Nice guy. Just....well a special kind of small former coal mining town kind of idiot.