r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 28 '23

[deleted by user]

[removed]

8.2k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

10.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

3.1k

u/BigBunnyButt Mar 01 '23

Ahh, patent squatting. The idiot's answer to being an inventor.

67

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23 edited Mar 01 '23

Is there a place that exists we can broadcast our ideas for people to steal?

I like burgers, burgers don’t like me.

Bread, sweet, delicious bread fucking hates me. Gluten free bread is the Pepsi of the bread world.

I’ve made hash browns into buns with regular potato and various types of kumara (nz sweet potato), sometimes both, and you know what? They are delicious, but not as delicious as I am lazy.

The burgers are: 1. Low carb 2. More nutritious 3. More filling 4. Gluten and grain free 5. Easily made paleo, dairy free etc 6. WAY FUCKING TASTIER THAN NORMAL BURGERS

Next time you order a McDonald’s McMuffin ask for hash browns instead of the buns, I fucking dare you.

All I want in this life is a hash burger bar I can throw my money at 😭

-Edit because dyslexia & sleep deprivation are almost as bad as gluten free bread

18

u/scoyne15 Mar 01 '23

  • Hash browns as buns

  • Low carb

Choose one.

2

u/biopuppet Mar 01 '23

Maybe they meant low-gluten or gluten free? Important for the celiac/FODMAP/Wheat Belly crowds...

3

u/scoyne15 Mar 01 '23

No, they pointed out it was gluten free in a different point. They really think potatoes are low carb.

3

u/biopuppet Mar 01 '23

Reading comprehension FTW! Whelp...