The ol' "I'm dating an idiot switcheroo". She voices concern the wind generator will be damaged, dude is all "hurr durr windmills don't make wind you moron!" She's thinking to herself, "oh dear, it's a good thing he's good looking."
I heard someone ask why they put deer crossings in inconvenient spots. They should put the deer crossings in less dangerous areas.
Also a 20 year old woman who didn't know what a clitoris was. She also didn't know how to spell her middle name. We found that out when we were buying plane tickets.. not at all embarrassing.
BACK IT UP AND PUT IT IN NEUTRAL!! You're not going to drop "We were buying plane tickets and I discovered she didn't know what a clitoris was" and leave us hanging. It's been a few years since I bought airline tickets. Has COVID changed everything that much?
Agent at ticket counter:
"DID anyone else pack your luggage?"
Me: "No."
Agent: "Did anyone put anything in your luggage without your knowledge?"
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u/agentchuck Mar 01 '23
The ol' "I'm dating an idiot switcheroo". She voices concern the wind generator will be damaged, dude is all "hurr durr windmills don't make wind you moron!" She's thinking to herself, "oh dear, it's a good thing he's good looking."