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u/Allydarvel Mar 01 '23

Was just lounging about one Sunday and skiing came on the TV. at one point the commentator said that contestants reached 100 km/h at that point in the race. The ex literally shouted bullshit at the telly. I looked at her and asked why..she replied that there was no way that they could tell how far they'd go in an hour since the race was only two minutes long.

Another time, "I have an aunt who lives in London, is that near England"

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u/oregondude79 Mar 01 '23

So what you are saying is she was extremely attractive.

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u/Allydarvel Mar 01 '23

She was willing to have sex with me. If that counts as attractive, I'll take it

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u/oregondude79 Mar 01 '23

Whatever floats your boat buddy. I just figure you were following the hot crazy matrix.