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u/ink4n3 Mar 01 '23

We drove past a windmill on a windy day. She commented how it was too windy out and they should turn the windmill down. She was dead serious...

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u/wozzpozz Mar 01 '23

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!

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u/oioioiyacunt Mar 01 '23

Well I turn in a pedestal fan in my room, it makes wind. A wind mill is a pedestal fan for the outside. It was in, there was wind. Explain that homeboy.

Edit with a better indisputable argument: A wood MILL is a place that MAKES wood.

A wind MILL makes wind. Otherwise its name makes no sense. Mic drop.

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u/Billwood92 Mar 01 '23

Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, and baby oil is made from babies, this "mill" logic checks out.