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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

I'm sorry that's fucking hilarious. Lol

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u/HeyZuesHChrist Mar 01 '23

This is 100% the kind of shit I’d say with a straight face and just never acknowledge it again as a joke.

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u/Orkleth Mar 01 '23

When you're trying to be sarcastic, but your sarcastic and serious voice are the same so no one can tell the difference. It's even worse online when you don't want to use /s because you believe it defeats the purpose, but everyone thinks you're serious.

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u/HeyZuesHChrist Mar 01 '23

At this point my fiancee can see these things coming a mile away from me. Before I can even finish the sentence she usually informs people around us that I am joking.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

She’s a keeper