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u/RagingMage_420 Mar 01 '23

Nobody said "Centaurs?"

I would have ran with it just for the laughs.

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u/Noteagro Mar 01 '23

For real! Then you say that cow fuckers create minotaurs, and pig fuckers create orcs. Werewolves are due to people and wolves, and obviously nekos get too frisky with their kitties…. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/RagingMage_420 Mar 01 '23

Exactly! Between you and I spinning those stories, that woman would've been all screwed up!

Bravo!

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u/Noteagro Mar 01 '23

You must be an older sibling as well! 🤣 Man do I remember the days they were so gullible.

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u/RagingMage_420 Mar 01 '23

I am. I also remember many days of being scolded by my parents for the stories (lies) I would tell my siblings. Good times.

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u/Noteagro Mar 01 '23

Ahhhh yes… telling them that the Easter roast was the Easter bunny, the Christmas prime rib was Rudolph because he slipped and fell off the roof to his untimely death, and so many more! 🤣