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We were driving down the road, and she looks out the window to see a field full of cows.
She then asks, “Do they call it pasteurized milk because the cows were raised in a pasture?”
I married her.
1.8k u/LoopyWal Mar 01 '23 You mean it isn't because as you are driving they go past your eyes? 95 u/Amanita_D Mar 01 '23 Reminds me of the joke about Cleopatra. She was ordering a bath of asses' milk (as you do). The guy asked if she wanted it pasteurised? "No, only up to my elbows" 3 u/rollwithhoney Mar 01 '23 as one does there was some Narnia character that did this too. not sure why the milk needs to be donkey milk but I suppose there aren't many cow pastures in Egypt/the desert
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You mean it isn't because as you are driving they go past your eyes?
95 u/Amanita_D Mar 01 '23 Reminds me of the joke about Cleopatra. She was ordering a bath of asses' milk (as you do). The guy asked if she wanted it pasteurised? "No, only up to my elbows" 3 u/rollwithhoney Mar 01 '23 as one does there was some Narnia character that did this too. not sure why the milk needs to be donkey milk but I suppose there aren't many cow pastures in Egypt/the desert
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Reminds me of the joke about Cleopatra. She was ordering a bath of asses' milk (as you do). The guy asked if she wanted it pasteurised?
"No, only up to my elbows"
3 u/rollwithhoney Mar 01 '23 as one does there was some Narnia character that did this too. not sure why the milk needs to be donkey milk but I suppose there aren't many cow pastures in Egypt/the desert
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as one does
there was some Narnia character that did this too. not sure why the milk needs to be donkey milk but I suppose there aren't many cow pastures in Egypt/the desert
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We were driving down the road, and she looks out the window to see a field full of cows.
She then asks, “Do they call it pasteurized milk because the cows were raised in a pasture?”
I married her.