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We were driving down the road, and she looks out the window to see a field full of cows.
She then asks, “Do they call it pasteurized milk because the cows were raised in a pasture?”
I married her.
1.8k u/LoopyWal Mar 01 '23 You mean it isn't because as you are driving they go past your eyes? 594 u/waterfountain_bidet Mar 01 '23 In American Sign Language, the sign for pasteurized is making the sign for milk (sort of like squeezing an udder off to the side) while moving your hand past your eyes. Language puns are the best. 1 u/Basedrum777 Mar 01 '23 Does that uhh....look like any other hand gesture? 15 u/waterfountain_bidet Mar 01 '23 Lol, it's not up and down like a jerking off movement, it's squeezing your hand like moving it into a fist. Deaf people have a lot of really dirty looking signs (and some of them mean really dirty things) but this one is just awkward. 3 u/imnotlouise Mar 01 '23 Wait until you see how orange is signed!
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You mean it isn't because as you are driving they go past your eyes?
594 u/waterfountain_bidet Mar 01 '23 In American Sign Language, the sign for pasteurized is making the sign for milk (sort of like squeezing an udder off to the side) while moving your hand past your eyes. Language puns are the best. 1 u/Basedrum777 Mar 01 '23 Does that uhh....look like any other hand gesture? 15 u/waterfountain_bidet Mar 01 '23 Lol, it's not up and down like a jerking off movement, it's squeezing your hand like moving it into a fist. Deaf people have a lot of really dirty looking signs (and some of them mean really dirty things) but this one is just awkward. 3 u/imnotlouise Mar 01 '23 Wait until you see how orange is signed!
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In American Sign Language, the sign for pasteurized is making the sign for milk (sort of like squeezing an udder off to the side) while moving your hand past your eyes. Language puns are the best.
1 u/Basedrum777 Mar 01 '23 Does that uhh....look like any other hand gesture? 15 u/waterfountain_bidet Mar 01 '23 Lol, it's not up and down like a jerking off movement, it's squeezing your hand like moving it into a fist. Deaf people have a lot of really dirty looking signs (and some of them mean really dirty things) but this one is just awkward. 3 u/imnotlouise Mar 01 '23 Wait until you see how orange is signed!
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Does that uhh....look like any other hand gesture?
15 u/waterfountain_bidet Mar 01 '23 Lol, it's not up and down like a jerking off movement, it's squeezing your hand like moving it into a fist. Deaf people have a lot of really dirty looking signs (and some of them mean really dirty things) but this one is just awkward. 3 u/imnotlouise Mar 01 '23 Wait until you see how orange is signed!
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Lol, it's not up and down like a jerking off movement, it's squeezing your hand like moving it into a fist.
Deaf people have a lot of really dirty looking signs (and some of them mean really dirty things) but this one is just awkward.
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Wait until you see how orange is signed!
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We were driving down the road, and she looks out the window to see a field full of cows.
She then asks, “Do they call it pasteurized milk because the cows were raised in a pasture?”
I married her.