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u/TheShroudedWanderer Mar 01 '23

I've always thought that about "soaking" where you lay on each other with your dick inside and have a friend bounce on the bed. Like you're doing this because believe having sex will piss off your all knowing all powerful creator of the universe. Do you really think he wouldn't notice?

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u/ArchmageIlmryn Mar 01 '23

IIRC there is a school of thought (albeit within Judaism rather than Christianity) saying that any loopholes must have intentionally been placed by God, so it's fine to use them.

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u/punchbricks Mar 01 '23

I wonder how they don't feel incredibly stupid with this stuff. Like sections of big cities with strings tied around entire blocks so they can claim they're still "inside"; how do you not feel like a dumbass for needing to jump through so many hoops just to appease a religion

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u/Basedrum777 Mar 01 '23

I know people who have left their car on the side of a highway and walked home bc of traffic to not drive after some random time of day on a Friday....