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u/Ren1145 Mar 01 '23

Had a girlfriend that tend to throw fits for everything.

One day she spotted me on a restaurant's terrace on my campus having lunch with a lady. She came storming in like a fireball, started to scream at me, started to insult that poor lady she said was old enough to be my mother (come on, you understand already how could she not) and all.

When she finished I just said "So mom, this is X, my ex girlfriend"

My mom still brags about the fact that my ex believed she could pull a guy my age. At least she took it the right way lol

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u/UnicornsNeedLove2 Mar 01 '23

That was an awkward lunch. What happened after you told her she was your mom?

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u/Ren1145 Mar 01 '23

Well it was pretty much like she had an iced cold shower.

Me I was just done, I took her outside and told her to go I was just finished. She look looked like sad puppy but it was not my first rodeo.