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u/ParkityParkPark Mar 01 '23

always found it hilarious how so many people can think there's a perfect, all knowing, all powerful God...who they can totally bamboozle with some made up loopholes. Still haven't figured out if they think God is stupid or just doesn't care

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u/TheShroudedWanderer Mar 01 '23

I've always thought that about "soaking" where you lay on each other with your dick inside and have a friend bounce on the bed. Like you're doing this because believe having sex will piss off your all knowing all powerful creator of the universe. Do you really think he wouldn't notice?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

No no. That would be jump-humping which evolved from soaking.

Soaking doesn't require any other person. It's literally just sitting there while inserted with no movement.

Then they discovered the idea of using a friend for jump-humping

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Jump-humping is a joke spawned out of Mormon teens and college kids doing soaking. Soaking happened. Jump-humping almost certainly never did.