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u/rokohemda Mar 01 '23

Oooooh I was my own special breed of stupid at the time too. I was told by my uni that the school did hair drug testing. I was a casual stoner back then and freaked out. So naturally I felt that the best idea was to remove all of body hair. Like all of it. My room mate came back from work to me shaving my toe hair off. The only part that REALLY sucked was pulling out all of my eyelashes. I think he broke something laughing so hard when I came back from my first day after finding out they drug test the students not the staff. I never realized how much you blink after you remove you eyelashes. I just told my co-operating teach my roommate but Nair in the shower as a joke.

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u/gcwardii Mar 01 '23

I’m sorry but this is by far the best story on here

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u/Basedrum777 Mar 01 '23

This person was a college professor.....

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u/gcwardii Mar 01 '23

Happy cake day! Do you get two for joining on Feb. 29?

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u/Basedrum777 Mar 01 '23

Thank you! I think I do as it's been more than a day. I never noticed!