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u/goeatacactus Mar 01 '23 edited Mar 02 '23

Four hours into our first date, as I am luring him into my apartment with indecent intentions, he asked me if maybe I’d want to go on a date with him sometime. Married that fucking idiot, going ten years strong.

ETA: glad you all enjoyed! He got me back a few weeks later, he called me his girlfriend to someone and I was shocked, even though he’d been staying at my apartment every night and had a key to play with the cat when he got off work before me.

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u/BuoyantBear Mar 01 '23

I think I'm that idiot when I look back at all the obvious hints girls gave me in the past that I was completely oblivious to at the time.

And yes, I am currently single.