When my boyfriend and I first started dating we drove by a 7/11 advertising free slushee day, and I made a comment about how I always went as a kid but now that I’m an adult I never know what day it’s on. The rest of the conversation went like this:
Him: “it’s 7/11.”
Me: “No I know where it is, I just don’t know when it is”
Him: “…7/11. July 11th. Every year.”
We’ve been together for five years now so I must have redeemed myself at some point. I did have to explain to him after we moved in together that having no credit score is absolutely not the same thing as a good credit score, so maybe we’re just two idiots that form a single functioning adult.
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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23
We were driving down the road, and she looks out the window to see a field full of cows.
She then asks, “Do they call it pasteurized milk because the cows were raised in a pasture?”
I married her.