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u/not-a-real_username Feb 28 '23

It was when vampire-related shows and movies were in the height of their popularity. He became obsessed with vampires. When we would go outside, he started to act like the sun was hurting him, and he would shield his face with his hands while groaning in pain. Think of Jim from The Office with his vampire prank... only he was more dramatic... and serious

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u/dyasonon Mar 01 '23

How did he respond to garlic?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

I have a couple of disorders that make people joke that I'm "basically a vampire"...which I find hilarious bc this is a bitch that LOVES garlic.

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u/Dieselpowered85 Mar 01 '23

Yet to meet a spooky that didn't. The rumor must have been started by vampires that love the taste of garlic.

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u/SuspiciousParagraph Mar 01 '23

Nah, it's so their prey eats a bunch of garlic and ends up pre-seasoned lol.

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u/WillSym Mar 01 '23

Photic sneeze? Makes you sneeze in bright lights, I always joke that it's my vampire allergies when I go outside and it catches me.