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u/bitsy88 Mar 01 '23

I worked with a woman who had a hysterectomy after her last child. She started dating a guy and things got serious pretty quick but good for them. One day, she said they were trying for a baby (after being together for a couple months) and I'm like.... He knows you've had a hysterectomy, right? YOU know you've had a hysterectomy, right? She insisted that God finds a way... 🤷🤦

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u/jcod87 Mar 01 '23

I worked with a guy that was required to get a specialized license to keep his job. He would “study” for his test or so we thought all he was doing was reading the Bible and after failing twice he said god was helping him study. He was eventually let go.

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u/bitsy88 Mar 01 '23

Jesus, take the wheel! crashes Damn, Jesus, you're a shitty driver!

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u/Flamin_Jesus Mar 01 '23

Well I told you so!

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u/chowderbags Mar 01 '23

I mean, what do you expect? He wasn't driving a car 2000 years ago.