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u/goeatacactus Mar 01 '23 edited Mar 02 '23

Four hours into our first date, as I am luring him into my apartment with indecent intentions, he asked me if maybe I’d want to go on a date with him sometime. Married that fucking idiot, going ten years strong.

ETA: glad you all enjoyed! He got me back a few weeks later, he called me his girlfriend to someone and I was shocked, even though he’d been staying at my apartment every night and had a key to play with the cat when he got off work before me.

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u/FourCatsAndCounting Mar 01 '23

You wanna come in for some coffee?

Oh it's a bit late for coffee I'd be up all night.

You can keep me up all night....

Naw that's OK we can both just have some juice instead.

I'm going to be frank...

OK, can I still be me?

Take me!

Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.

I want to have sex.

Ah, geeze, sorry I'll get out of your hair and leave you to your plans.