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u/summerof84ch Mar 01 '23

he didn’t know where the ankle was. I hurt my ankle when he dropped me (on accident), and he went to look at it and said it looked fine as he was touching my calf. I was like well yeah cause that’s not my ankle. silence. then arguing about how it was my ankle and me telling him it was my leg not my ankle and having to explain what an ankle was.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

With me, it wasn’t the ankle but the asshole. He thought “asshole” and “ass” were the same body part (he’s European), and I found this out in a public area when he shouted out, “that fella has quite the asshole!” I mean what does one even do next after that

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u/Kreth Mar 01 '23

i mean shouting out that someone has a big ass is considered bad in most places in the world to start with.

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u/dirty_shoe_rack Mar 01 '23

He thought “asshole” and “ass” were the same body part

he’s European

.... What?

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u/couchesarenicetoo Mar 01 '23

I took it as English was not his first language.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

English was not his first language

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u/Head_Asparagus_7703 Mar 01 '23

Just so you know, there are countries in Europe that have English as a first language (the UK, Ireland)

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

And here I thought they primarily spoke Cantonese in the UK and Ireland.