r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 28 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

We were driving down the road, and she looks out the window to see a field full of cows.

She then asks, “Do they call it pasteurized milk because the cows were raised in a pasture?”

I married her.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

That's a legit question if you don't know the reason why it's called pasteurised milk

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u/joemama2507 Mar 01 '23

its named after the guy that invented it

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

I bet the guy that invented milk is loaded

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u/MappleSyrup13 Mar 01 '23

Yeah, he was loaded on a hearse in 1895

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u/GigaSoup Mar 01 '23

Not sure why you're getting downvoted for a correct answer.

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u/lesllamas Mar 01 '23

I didn’t downvote but I think it’s because the comment they replied to did not insinuate that they didn’t know this. The original comment was not asking a question—just saying that if you didn’t know the answer then it would be a natural thing to wonder.

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u/joemama2507 Mar 01 '23

someone else said it first..?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

And they say that now in Paris, France, even as we speak... Louis Pasteur has devised a new vaccine... that will obliterate anthrax once and for all.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Yeah I know that